A Monstrous Waste of Time

If I should live until I wake, I pray the web my death to fake.
L… Lamprey Princess?

Holy Hell, Finn. Where has she been all your life?

L… Lamprey Princess?

Holy Hell, Finn. Where has she been all your life?

bogleech:

Can someone explain those “name a movie that starts with B! 99% WILL FAIL!” things that go around facebook? Like I thought they were just some unfunny meme but people keep sharing them like they’re an actual challenge is there a joke I’m missing

Click bait. “I CAN NAME SEVERAL! I WILL SHOW THEM NOW.”

It’s like betting someone they can’t remove your pants and blow you without using their hands.

bogleech:

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Get your new phage-branded Ackle iPuke.

bogleech:

Oh man the creator of Danger Planet also did this beautiful and hilarious post-apocalypse pitch

So - their names are Buddy & Dude, I suppose? XD

bogleech:

Why do you forsake your heritage Raknord

It’s probably just like… if a group of adventurers saw a human being standing there and said: “LOOK OUT A PRIMATE!”

bogleech:

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Nobody wants to see your colonoscopy footage.

Submitted for your disapproval, the Tombshell.

Submitted for your disapproval, the Tombshell.

I can’t wait to see The Hide when it hits theatres.

(Source: slimebeast.com)

quadrant-44 asked: Awesome! What program do use to draw them?

I draw on the paper, then scan. The colors are done with an old copy of Paint Shop Pro 4. :|

Anonymous asked: Hey! I feel like your stories are awesome, but explaining them kinda ruins it for me, a little. Think about how horror is kinda based around the unknown. You breaking the fourth wall kinda destroys that. Lovecraft kept a consistent mythos, but never consciously acknowledged it while breaking the fourth wall. Keeping a strong wall of realistic seeming mythos can go a long way.

My best and most genuine suggestion would be to not read my behind-the-scenes BS in this case. Not in a “if u dun like, dun read” sort of way, but in that I actually care if the experience is ruined - so yeah. Don’t do that to yourself if it actually makes a difference to you. :)

Besides, maybe I’m just making more stuff up anyway. MAYBE IT’S ALL ONE BIG STORY.

Uh oh.