A Monstrous Waste of Time

If I should live until I wake, I pray the web my death to fake.
bogleech:

I wish these existed. Why can’t I have one instead of a kitchen and subsist on just whatever that is they dispense

I like the general premise of “catch it or fuck you”.

bogleech:

I wish these existed. Why can’t I have one instead of a kitchen and subsist on just whatever that is they dispense

I like the general premise of “catch it or fuck you”.

(Source: 90s90s90s)

Idea: Pokemon-styled whatever (ie: Anything pet-related is Pokemon now) where you start with a spherical blob and it ‘evolves’ by absorbing a single item which becomes its ‘theme’.

IE: Blob absorbs car, becomes blob in car-themed mecha-suit arms and legs.

I have finally found a visual window into my mind.

I am not exaggerating.

telluriantribble asked: So if you could make more food based pokemon, which ones would you make? For me, even though they're not actually worms, I think it would be fun to have a gummy worm pokemon based on the caecilians, because they already look like giant living gummy worms and the moms feed their babies by growing an extra layer of edible skin, which is really cool!

bogleech:

That would be awesome. Reminds me of unused gummy worm monster ideas I had for Mortasheen.

I always thought there should be an ice/fire type that looks like a multi-layer cake covered in burning candles.

Ice-Poison “Leftover” Pokemon named Frorot.

midnightmarinara asked: Good evening, Beast of Slimy Substance. We here at Midnight Marinara would like to do an audio drama adaptation of your eerie "Whimsywood" tale, and as is custom, respectfully ask for your permission to do so. Full credit will be given, of course, as well as links back to your lair and any other places you would like us plug. Would that be alright?

Go for it! Any and all use of my work is okay as long as it’s non-profit. :)

amandabel1man asked: Hi, I sent you a message a few days ago and I was just wondering if you've seen it? It's about making a (non-profit) short film out of Funnymouth?

Go for it! :D

Anonymous asked: Are you the Godzilla creepypasta guy? Some of the sprits in the story look like stuff you'd make.

Nope! That ain’t me. It’s a dude by the name of CosbyDaf. :)

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

Are you sure? A lot of it nowadays seems to be empowered (and yeah beautiful) women just looking and being awesome. Jet-setting, million-dollar mansions, etc.

Not that that’s all better.